Luwan’s Voice

The loud noise that woke me up came from downstairs.

It was from the TV, it was Luwan’s annoying voice. She was the mother of her sons youtube channel, Ryan’s Toy review.

Her voice sounded like a high pitched screech – nails down a black board.

For the TV to come on so early, it couldn’t be my wife, she also detests that show.

It could only be one person – my daughter.

She’s up early again. It’s not even light outside and the clocks haven’t gone back yet so I’m guessing its around 5ish.

I’m dreading going down, she’ll have the remote and she’ll be like Gollum if I try to take it from her.

Can’t be arsed getting into an argument, it’s too early for that shit. However I don’t wanna watch the programme either.

As much as I’d prefer to stay in bed spooning the lady. My daughter can’t be left unattended for too long also Luwan’s air raid siren voice isn’t getting any quieter. I’m awake.

Best go downstairs I’m going for the second option which involves lolling on the sofa.

If I grab myself a coffee maybe just maybe it could save me until the sun comes up.