Got my daughter a goldfish in a bag for Christmas.
Put holes in the bag to help it breathe – can’t wait to see her little face when I give it to her later.
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Daddy what happens when you die?
With the engine off.
They both sat in the car.
“Daddy what happens when you die?” his 5 year old Daughter asked.
Well, you know when you go to sleep?
“Yeah”
Its like that. But forever.
She replied quietly
“Wow”
Where oh where
Where is it?
I could’ve sworn I left it there.
Haven’t got time for this.
Where the fuck have I put it?
Wish people wouldn’t move my shit.
There it is, right where I left it, I put it there yesterday to remind me.
Well in brain.
Screw you Rod
My 30 day 30 vidz didn’t start well. I uploaded a video for it only to be pulled due to copyright infringement.
I’ll upload it here. If it gets pulled, which it might. Then I’m burning all of my Rod Stewart merch.
Back to the drawing board, where I will re-edit the video with music from an artist who is worth the steam from off of my urine
30 days 30 vidZ
Luwan’s Voice
The loud noise that woke me up came from downstairs.
It was from the TV, it was Luwan’s annoying voice. She was the mother of her sons youtube channel, Ryan’s Toy review.
Her voice sounded like a high pitched screech – nails down a black board.
For the TV to come on so early, it couldn’t be my wife, she also detests that show.
It could only be one person – my daughter.
She’s up early again. It’s not even light outside and the clocks haven’t gone back yet so I’m guessing its around 5ish.
I’m dreading going down, she’ll have the remote and she’ll be like Gollum if I try to take it from her.
Can’t be arsed getting into an argument, it’s too early for that shit. However I don’t wanna watch the programme either.
As much as I’d prefer to stay in bed spooning the lady. My daughter can’t be left unattended for too long also Luwan’s air raid siren voice isn’t getting any quieter. I’m awake.
Best go downstairs I’m going for the second option which involves lolling on the sofa.
If I grab myself a coffee maybe just maybe it could save me until the sun comes up.
Little note for you
Stop. Motion.
I came across Don Hertzfeldt’s work. Check his work out, its lush
https://www.youtube.com/user/t1i1b
Gave me an idea. So I ran with it.
Here’s mine and my good lady’s stop motion antics from last night.
She said yes.
Yesterday me and the good lady tied the knot.
We’re now officially his and hers – Mr and Mrs Collings.
What a day.
To the Guys and Gals. Mahoosive thank you for giving up your time yesterday, I feel honoured that you could attend what will go down as one of the best days of my life.
Free Homeless
Watching a homeless guy in town today who had not one care in the world.
An elated grin on his face as he smoked his cig.
He was free. Free from the mundane grind which awaits the wage slaves.
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