Fill me up Daddy

Gently, and slowly you put it in her.

All the way down to the base. 

Until its fully inserted.

Seductively she orders you: 

“Fill me up Daddy

So you do.

You pump her good.

You fill her up to the brim. 

As you pull out. 

You shake and tap your pipe against the rim of her opening until there’s no droplets left. 

The smell is orgasmic.

There’s no sweeter smell.

Especially when it’s first thing before the rush hour traffic.

You screw the cap on tight. 

You need to go and pay.

You grab yourself a bottle of water and a snickers

The gas station assistant asks

“Any petrol today?”

You reply smug

It’s a diesel

She doesnt find it funny

Screw electric powered cars the tree huggers can keep them.

Screw the planet

If it ain’t fossil it ain’t shit.

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